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Raises: aka Procedural Gaslighting

Here is what we do so you know:

Give a tiny raise at the middle of the year… call it merit

Do not refer to it as Cost of living.

Policy is only one raise per six months

Use q4, EOY, and budget season to delay raises till first of year

During q1 use verbiage to express budget not approved.

If you submit a raise, they will drag their feet or ignore it for two months, deny it when the annual raises spreadsheet comes in and say we can t get them one in a quarter

Tell them end of q1 annual 6% merit raise was approved and waiting to roll that and if they get a raise now they won’t get the annual.

Give 1-2% raise to everyone not just the ones that deserve a merit raise and say they changed the budget last min and only approved 1-2%.

Resubmit get denied by policy again.

And The best one is submit for raise, knowing it will not get approved so you can show your people it was submitted and partially approved and out of your hands just to save face. They won’t deny it and wait until it times out and you have to submit again.

Push back to the uppers and get reprimand or gaslighted again

If you know you now or juts Think about it….


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Here’s a sarcastic version that keeps the same theme but makes it more readable and punchy:

Ah yes, the annual NOV Raise Experience™:

Step 1: Get a 1.7% “merit raise” during record inflation.
Step 2: Be reminded it’s NOT cost of living.
Step 3: Submit actual merit raise request.
Step 4: Hear “budget season” for 3 months.
Step 5: Hear “budget not approved yet” for another 3 months.
Step 6: Be told if you get a raise now, you won’t qualify for the annual raise later.
Step 7: Annual raise arrives… 1.3%.
Step 8: Management says they “fought hard for the team.”
Step 9: Repeat until morale improves.

My favorite part is when raises mysteriously expire like yogurt if they sit in approval too long. Truly cutting-edge compensation strategy.

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Post ID: @1k3+1ktwnw8dz

It’s a cost of living increase which does not keep up with inflation = annual reduction

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Post ID: @rw+1ktwnw8dz

Man I had a stroke trying to read all of your nonsense

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