Thread regarding Edward Jones layoffs

A Friendly Note From ELT

Now that we’re all back in the office four days a week, we’ve started noticing something interesting: there are a whole lot of headphones out there.

And listen, I get it. Sometimes you need to focus. Sometimes Teams is lighting up like a Christmas tree, your inbox is acting like it has a personal grudge, and you just need to put your head down and get through it. We are not trying to outlaw concentration, peace, or the occasional musical escape from reality.

But if everybody has headphones on all day, we may have accidentally recreated remote work, except now we added fluorescent lights, badge access, and a commute.

The goal of being in the office together is to make it easier to collaborate. That means quick questions, hallway conversations, shared problem-solving, and those little “hold on, I know who can help with that” moments that save everyone from three meetings and a mystery spreadsheet.

So in the spirit of encouraging more cross-team collaboration, USB headphones issued for Teams calls will need to be returned at the front desk. Going forward, Teams calls taken in the office will be expected to use speakerphone whenever possible. This helps keep conversations open, accessible, and aligned with the collaborative environment we are trying to build.

We want to make sure we’re using our in-office time to actually connect with the folks around us, not just sit near each other while everyone broadcasts “do not disturb” from the ears up.

So let’s keep an ear open, say hello to the people around us, and make the office feel a little less like a silent library and a little more like a team.


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@ad Do we work in the same dept? You just spelled out everything that we are seeing on a daily basis. There is a complete disconnect between anyone higher than Department leaders VS people doing the daily grind. ELT and PnY have completely broken this place and continue to double down on insanity. I predict 5 days in office starting in 2027, all HBAs will need to relocate to STL/Tempe by 2028, more layoffs due to "AI" (which will be lies), no more ear buds for in office associates, and stricter dress codes.

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Post ID: @m6+1ktmhesq0

@OP , all I can say is folks are getting yelled at from leaders for collaborating at their cubes with others. The decision making at the top makes no sense.

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Post ID: @an+1ktmhesq0

Hahahahahhaahahahhabahabaabbabahahahahhahahhaha 🤡🤡🤡 excellent troll OP, well done. You sounded just like those dorks in leadershit

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