Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

I'm less than a year from being able to retire

But because things are the way there are now, I feel like I have ten years ahead of me. I just want to be done with this place.

@OP My advice to you is to drink heavily.

I thought I'd have to wait at least 3 years to retire but my planner just announced that I'm free to go so BYE Y'ALL

@OP lucky you!!! Those of us a few years behind will hold the beating for ya...