Thoughts on Six Sigma. General thinking???
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oh ffs are they resurrecting this nonsense again? Six Sigma - its a cult
@a1 your definition of six sigma is the best one I’ve ever read before!!! I can’t stop
Laughing you are so right! But let’s not
Forget that we took six sigma wrapped a bow around it and called it business excellence specifically the SOLVE model if u haven’t been to
Training yet u might soon be infected with the business excellence bs
OK, so Six Sigma is impressive cause nothing says INOVATION like spending 6 months proving with a laminated chart that people occasionally make mistkes... then assigning Greek letters to the revelation so it feels scientific.
its greatest achievement is turning common sense into a certification ladder... where every workplce problem can be solved by a belt-ranked priesthood... armed with acronyms, control charts, and the spiritual conviction that if a process still fails it simply has not been measured into submission hard enough...
So, yea - Six Sigma is the way to go...