Here is to you Tom for a great 2022 and looking forward to another layoff filled 2023. You have made the difficult choices in 2022 for this mismanaged company but we are all better off that you got rid of all the losers and clingons in the company. The ones left behind are not much better but they do what they are told so their lack of self respect will keep them in the company a little while longer.
We look forward to many many more efficiency improvement layoffs in 2023.
So enjoy some bubbly, have caviar, make a toast and let’s ring in the new year 2023!!!
And Thank You
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"you got rid of all the losers and clingons in the company" - that's not true.
Read all the recent comments from those employees who don't care anymore and are just waiting for their severance. It'll take more rounds of layoffs to complete the purge.
...and thanks for the heartwarming holiday greetings!
Very inspirational. You are a true leader!
Where is Mr. Transparency, anyway? Next week will mark three months (!) since his big company-wide clown show.
I got TK a gift, the toilet paper of the month club. I hope by the summer he will have wiped at least 50% of his $hitty body away and we will have a new CEO.
Looking forward to Tom flying everyone and their family to Hawaii if we meet our revenue goals.
You forgot to praise him for the forced RTO. Looking forward to a new year of constant distractions and lower productivity! Cheers!
Tom, you are our Elon musk, we worship your genius business brain! Truly a world class CEO!!
here's a toast to TK: the most elegant and charismatic leader of all times.
and a toast to the most beautiful company name LOL
Hahaha, look who is left in Europe leadership team, unbelievable!!!
This OP put a big smile on me. Happy New Year
For those of you thet don't "get it". The OP's post is clearly satire.
What a di-k.
I love parody.