I actually WANT to get laid off! Anyone have tips on how to get on that list? Long story short, I'm so tired of the bs but want to get that severance.
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Try calling people by their legal names and not their preferred names, that will probably get you on a list. Stop using their pronouns, express traditional american values, question their double standards, ask your manager what they about unions etc, you should get put on that list in no time, apply for short term disability for your mental health and take 6 months paid leave, use your imagination.
@k6 such as?
If long term employee , chances are less. Just Quit with self respect and get out of this BS stress by keeping your head high.The severance what you are thinking is not worth at the cost of your physical and mental health.
Well, if you want to get laid off, there’s one sure fire way to be on the layoff list.
Just get your superior (dependent on what position you work in the compnay) to dislike you. That'll mostly just result in an opportunity evaluation to add your name to the list of those who are likely to get cut with severance during a restructure. Be aware that they'll likely just make your job he-l in hopes that you will quit instead. No company wants to pay severance or unemployment.