A TV has been installed on each floor of my garage that shows me a lot of squiggly lines that are meant to convey something or other. We're either the best garage ever, the worst, or we're somewhere in the middle - I'm not sure.
More well-spent money to keep these bean counters, who can't even convert data into an understandable format, on our payroll while gutting essentials. [insert-eye-roll-emoji-here] But, it is a great apple-to-oranges comparison of dissimilar areas that pose their own unique, incomparable challenges.
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It changes constantly, one day you’re the best, the next day you su-k. None of their metrics mean anything.
Sshhhh, never mock the Emperor's new clothes.
Just pretend you understand the output gibberish and that it's of some value to you, as it's needless cost runs into the millions of $$$.