Thread regarding Shell Oil layoffs

USA town hall thread

lets see what news is shared


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still no soda for me. i hate this place.

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Post ID: @1ae+1kh43qmzr

@ad

"asset light". ahh, brings backs memories of ENRON. That stupid cu-t cfo who went to ge was trying that.

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Post ID: @1ad+1kh43qmzr

I was looking for the Y , couldn’t find it. Representation matters. Lots of XX.

Def incoming re-reorg, more shuffling of the deck chairs. Is there a name for perpetual rerereorging?

What dah growth doing?

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Post ID: @ds+1kh43qmzr

I'm pretty sure the lawyer leader (missed her name) dropped that some of our directors were under investigation, but she was thankful that was behind us?

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Post ID: @ce+1kh43qmzr

Forgotten how many of these sessions I’ve attended. Well rehearsed, overly ingratiating, well coifed and tailored bots trotted out spouting the same old perfunctory corporate-ese. Wouldn’t continue attending but they probably AI profile the audience to id those that skipped out and can be crossed off at the next layoff round.

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Post ID: @bx+1kh43qmzr

"Are we going to take some of the money we saved from cutting everyone's bonus and give it to the families of those who died?"

"Nah."

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Post ID: @ac+1kh43qmzr

@OP Not a very diverse set of speakers, that’s for sure. All fine if something substantial is put forward. But was there?

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Post ID: @ab+1kh43qmzr

great news everyone! we will use the power of DEI to build trust with each other and our leaders and to have a winning competitive performance culture!

because nothing builds trust and skills and respect quite like promoting based on check boxes

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Post ID: @aa+1kh43qmzr

omg they want us to chat with the HR bot that can’t even find my basic benefits in order to report incidents

yikes. have they ever even used that piece of junk?

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Post ID: @a9+1kh43qmzr

we'll fire y'all but before that here is the code of conduct refresher

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Post ID: @a8+1kh43qmzr

town halls don’t share news

they attempt to control the narrative with propaganda

all i’ve heard is goblin speak like “we can’t achieve our goals unless you come to the office for the rich culture”

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Post ID: @a7+1kh43qmzr

🥱

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Post ID: @a6+1kh43qmzr

Absolute snorefest

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