Thread regarding General Motors layoffs

Stellantis orders employees to return to work 5 days a week

The writing is on the wall.
Assume a letter from Mary is imminent because these automakers always copy each other.
2026 was already trash. It's just going to amplify. 😭


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@3ns
If you are generous, you'll leave a piece of bacon behind for the next guy.
Pay if forward.

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Post ID: @57c+1kga4mc1r

I love the halal microwaves, I make myself a fresh plate of bacon every morning in one.

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Post ID: @3ns+1kga4mc1r

@2rf
have you taken a biology class

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Post ID: @3e1+1kga4mc1r

Ahmed got caught Friday doing it at the WTC. Security walked him out.

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Post ID: @3bg+1kga4mc1r

What if a porkchop is reheated in the wrong microwave?

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Post ID: @2vy+1kga4mc1r

@2na
How do you get sick when Ahmed washes his feet in the sink?
Do you eat out of the restroom sink?
Did you know that GM has Halal-only microwaves?
What about the prayer rooms?

I suspect if you report Ahmed it will be YOU that gets fired.

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Post ID: @2rf+1kga4mc1r

Make sure to get their badge ID too and provide that to GM security, if applicable, to document the event.

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Post ID: @2nd+1kga4mc1r

Unfortunately, yes you can.

If you catch anyone today washing their feet in bathroom sinks, notify GM. If they don’t do anything about it, notify OSHA unanimously.

People can get really sick from it.

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Post ID: @2na+1kga4mc1r

Can you catch athletes foot from sinks?

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Post ID: @2jr+1kga4mc1r

Nothing like the by-product rancid smell of death from feet washing in a sink to wake you up in the morning.

Better than a cup of Coffee…

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Post ID: @2jq+1kga4mc1r

Tomorrow will begin the washing of the feet in the bathroom sinks….

Make sure to bring in your own hand wipes/sanitizer tomorrow. The cleaning staff will be out drinking.

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Post ID: @2hf+1kga4mc1r

Time for fish in the microwave and tea leaves in the drain of the sink.

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Post ID: @2gf+1kga4mc1r

I would prefer bad body odor and musty smells over Legionnaires disease any day.

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Post ID: @1c8+1kga4mc1r

In some of GM’s old buildings, bad body odor adds a freshness to the ever existing musty smells.

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Post ID: @1c6+1kga4mc1r

What will be worse are the people who don’t shower for a month or wear the same fu--ing clothes for 3 weeks.

And corporate complains we don’t collaborate enough in person at team meetings.

Practically impossible while covering your face while trying not to die from the smell.

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Post ID: @1bf+1kga4mc1r

Is Tarantino working at GM?

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Post ID: @179+1kga4mc1r

@ek I’d rather smell burnt food that’s someone’s rancid foot bath.

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Post ID: @h7+1kga4mc1r

I swear I thought Stellantis already was back 5 days. Maybe it's more of a "and this time we mean it!"

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Post ID: @h5+1kga4mc1r

@ek They need to get a new garbage bin with a lid that closes fully. They should not be smelling it

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Post ID: @g3+1kga4mc1r

What’s even better, the burnt-raw food smell in the microwaves, especially the garbage cans, when the person realized the food was too cheap to buy for a reason.

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Post ID: @ek+1kga4mc1r

Everyone loves the smell of feet when washing their hands….lol

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Post ID: @ej+1kga4mc1r

@cp they do the same at the other auto makers

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Post ID: @cs+1kga4mc1r

GM is different. We'll never RTO 5 days

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Post ID: @c9+1kga4mc1r

Can’t wait for my shoes to make squishy sounds stepping on the ur--e soaked carpet outside the bathroom doors.

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Post ID: @bm+1kga4mc1r

Don’t forget to stock up on Toliet paper and disinfectant wipes to bring to work.

The savage animals will be returning to the bathrooms. The cleaning staff will NOT be sober because of it……

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