Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

I doubt my department will get hit with layoffs but...

It's obviously always a possibility and I'm honestly tired of the stress every 6 fkning months.

I am not in sales, nor an org that generates money if that matters.

Historically we rarely, if ever get hit - other than sales 9/10 times - but that is one thing I do love about FED. We generate a massive amount of money considering the fact we make up a tiny fraction of the company (there are roughly 1657 FED employees. Don't quote me on that but it is between 1650-1690 total employees.) And yes, I know this for a fact.

Like I said, FED has rarely been hit by layoffs and if/when it happens it's typically the sales org for some reason... And sometimes IT - devs specifically. Overall though, for the 6 years I've been in fed I can only think of one person who has been let go, and he was a sr. softeare engineer (a developer.) IMPO, those in the fed department are harder to get rid of for a lot of reasons, and even moreso now that Dell is trying to get rid of remote.

  • Can't be offshored - MUST be a US citizen and live IN the US. - This is not a Dell choice. This is a government requirement.

  • As of last year, ALL new roles/positions MUST be local to a job site/office - no future remote hires anymore. Dell has slowly been closing down small satellite offices in the US so that leaves people local to the major offices; which are only a few.

  • Most people are still wanting a remote or hybrid thing (and there are more than enough jobs out there who offer this) and I mean, having a 5 day onsite policy isn't exactly going to be appealing for a LOT of people.

  • Background checks/vetting is more expensive for new employees and are done via US government approved BG checking services. Which are more extensive and thourough than what corporate BG checks do.

  • Small af teams throughout, so one person being let go on a team can be detrimental
  • A LOT of sensitive information that could be leaked by a bitter employee
  • As a whole, the entire FED department is tiny as he-l and Dell tends to forget about the majority of us lol - except sales...

TLDR: it's not really beneficial to get rid of FED employees as it's significantly harder to replace them, as fed is not global and there are far less candidates to choose from. Especially now that ALL future roles/positions are on-site only.

Not saying FED is safe from layoffs as I know Sales got hit hard a few years ago but, other than that I can't say I know anybody who's been let go in the last 6 years from any department (minus one person.)


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Post ID: @OP+1kf4rkd8y

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You should probably talk to more of your fed peers and get outside whatever work group bubble you live in. Every WFR cycle, I see multiple fed peers being impacted. It may not touch your group, but it definitely touches fed across multiple orgs.

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Post ID: @z1+1kf4rkd8y

@hm Realistically? My specific role likely never will be actually.

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Post ID: @jc+1kf4rkd8y

@gx i dont know enough about fed sales but i do know that they bring in a massive chunk of money - given the size of their department. either way idgaf about fed sales lol. i'm not in sales nor under that umbrella/bu

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Post ID: @jb+1kf4rkd8y

@dc honestly, i'm mostly here for the rumors. of course i'm not safe from layoffs. nobody is. but i'm definitely safer than a whole lot of people... especially considering what my actual role is.

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Post ID: @ja+1kf4rkd8y

@gj I'm part of that project and most of you dont have any idea what it's even about or for and are acting as if it's some massive AI overhall that will replace a ton of people - which yes, it will replace some people 100%... but much of it is about streamlining tools and putting them all in "one place" rather than having nearly 100k servers to manage each one separately.

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Post ID: @j9+1kf4rkd8y

@gx

Wow. Such security. You'll definitely never ever ever be replaced by a robot. How did you learn such power? I am impress.

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Post ID: @hm+1kf4rkd8y

Who cares.

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Post ID: @hf+1kf4rkd8y

@gj Fed doesn’t even have a SalesChat that we can put customer data in. Also, we have a lot of differences from commercial. If you think a DoD contracting officer is going to configure something themselves and risk making a mistake you are crazy. If they get rid of fed sales all direct fed sales will stop and a lot of partner sales will stop as well because all the partners do is pass paper that we design and quote.

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Post ID: @gx+1kf4rkd8y

FED is first to be replaced by AI. See May 3'rd

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Post ID: @gj+1kf4rkd8y

I think that if you were SO sure about your immunity you wouldn’t be here and even less posting about it.

You’re as scared as everyone else and you need to write down all the reasons why you should not be scared.

I hope it worked, but I think you’d be delulu to believe you’re immune just because you’re in a certain BU.

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Post ID: @dc+1kf4rkd8y

I pat myself on the back every day. You see I day trade while working for Dell. I make so much money day trading it’s amazing. Try it you also will be amazed.

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Post ID: @d1+1kf4rkd8y

are you hiring?

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Post ID: @c6+1kf4rkd8y

Who cares.

What's the goal of this post? To brag about being in a protected, privileged BU?

It's like travelling to the poorest country in the world and tell locals: "damn, I'm so lucky I was born in a rich upper-class family of a rich country, and not here. So happy that I get all the food I need and I'm not starving like you".

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Post ID: @br+1kf4rkd8y

@a9

Then you guys are in a serious case of Group Think D-mbassery in there.

Every couple of weeks there's another post almost exactly like this one, waxing on about how your jobs can never be off-shored like it's some grand discovery that everyone needs to hear about.

You'll keep patting yourself on the back about that right up until they drop the hammer and outsource your jobs to Puerto Rico or American Samoa with a chat bot to walk them through it for $2/hour + tips.

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Post ID: @b3+1kf4rkd8y

@a8 Of course I know I can be. You'd be stupid to ever think you are immune to layoffs at Dell... unless you are VP or above, anyways...

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Post ID: @aa+1kf4rkd8y

@a3 I've never posted anything like this ever? I'm sure there are quite a few Dell folks in a Dell forum...

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Post ID: @a9+1kf4rkd8y

This is called bargaining.
Sorry, bud, you know deep down inside you can be affected. Dell is a shyte company. Do you think they "think" things thru?

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Post ID: @a8+1kf4rkd8y

Why do you re-post this sh-t every six weeks?

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Post ID: @a3+1kf4rkd8y

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