Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

It didn't used to be this way

Crazy thing is it didn't used to be this way. In the days of yore when we were all happily remote little worker bees, we were content if not happy. Dell felt like a people-focused organization, at the very least. We were given latitude to do our own thing, expectations were normal and not overly ambitious, and the individual contributors had a certain degree of confidence in leadership.

Sure, Dell had the very-normal corporate issue of constant change, but the change was navigable. Then suddenly, everything began to change and the water began to boil. It started slowly-people being "encouraged" to use the office. The remote activities quietly disappeared. Does anybody remember the May the 4th Zoom AHOD in 2021 where a bunch of leadership dressed up as Star Wars characters? Stuff like that was objectively fun, and made work feel a bit less like work. That sort of fun just up and disappeared to be replaced with increased unreasonable expectations like suddenly everybody had to commute 10 hours a week to sit on zoom calls that they were perfectly content with and capable of sitting on at home.

Then, the layoffs began, as did a constant state of employment anxiety that has persisted to this day. Then we all received a total of 24 business-hours notice that hybrid was going away and we were all full-time onsite, or face the consequences. Except, there were none really. The layoffs continued to be completely random across the board, if anything affecting the in-office folks more than those that persisted with staying remote.

The result? Everybody who is left (and smart) has quiet quite HARD. I'm personally remote, and work maybe 2 hours a day and still get everything done. The rest of my workday is spent at the gym or with my laptop open while I play video games. And my numbers have never been better.

The thing that objectively takes the most of the time out of my day is trying to come up with 5 stupid questions to ask this stupid chat bot we're training to take over our jobs eventually, because if I don't that's the only thing that actually gets me in trouble with leadership. It's not my Teams' status being yellow for 5 hours a day, or my quote output, or my lack of desire to pursue cUlTuRe and CoLlAbOrAtIoN by driving 15 hours per week, it's my lack of desire to justify Dell's stupid investment into incompetent AI tools that add no objective value to anybody.

I know it sounds like hyperbole when you hear about folks talking about "Dell has changed." Though in reality, Dell actually has changed in a lot of ways, and every, single, one of those changes have been for the worse. And they get away with it because we flipped from an employee's market to an employer's market with the post-Covid tech crash in 2022ish that we still haven't recovered from.

It just really su-ks.

This needed a thread of its own. The OP is @ez+1kdne2h4c.


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mine is connected to a turtle.

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Post ID: @wb+1kdzkp3k2

Admittedly, proving a mouse jiggler is being used is pretty easy. All they need to do is provide a usage graph showing how one's cursor constantly moves 2 pixels in a random direction at constant intervals all day every day to prove it. It really is that easy.

The thing is, they don't need to do that. They have a list of arbitrary reasons they can use to get rid of people should they want to.

I'm willing to bet my bottom dollar that they have a flag in my file someplace that says I use a jiggler and have done so for years, but it doesn't matter at the end of the day as long as I'm helping the Dell value graph stay going up and to the right.

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Post ID: @w9+1kdzkp3k2

@aa LOL maybe in a fantasy world they do but, mouse jigglers are random and not patternized. Besides, good luck proving it was a mouse jiggler anyways...

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Post ID: @bk+1kdzkp3k2

@aa Absolutely deluded on your part. Yes they CAN look for and find that type of thing, but luckily for now Dell isn't the type of org that intentionally looks for that sort of thing proactively. They're not pulling reports of suspicious activity like some sort of Stasi nutjobs.

And if they do start doing that sort of thing? Hopefully they'll go ahead and fire me first off the bat so I don't have to work at an insane organization that pulls absurd behavior like that.

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Post ID: @am+1kdzkp3k2

@aa LOL...you're delusional.

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Post ID: @ae+1kdzkp3k2

Modern monitoring software identifies jigglers through pattern recognition. They spot repetitive or unnaturally consistent cursor movements that differ from human behavior. IT can cross reference mouse activity with keyboard input, file access, or application usage; isolated mouse wiggles without productive output raise red flags. Perhaps corporate isn't using it now but after you rub it in their noses, they may look into.

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Post ID: @aa+1kdzkp3k2

Saying things like this only makes them want to cut more.

It's a vicious circle. Keep cutting, don't tell us what is going on, then people do this.

Corporate started the cuts. I don't think they know what repercussions they have started.

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Post ID: @a9+1kdzkp3k2

Damn, never thought a comment I'd write bored over my morning energy drink would make people think it was worthy of it's own thread.

@a7 they'll never find me. I've had a mouse jiggler running nonstop for 5+ years, I've pencil-whipped every single one of my trainings, and when I was making dials I call padded 99.9999% of my calls. Dell dgaf what you do as long as your numbers are right, and lemme tell ya, they always are.

Anyways, back to ARC Raiders.

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Post ID: @a8+1kdzkp3k2

You work 2 hours a day and you spend the rest of the time playing video games? I am sure with all your boasting, corporate will redouble their efforts to find people like you.

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Post ID: @a7+1kdzkp3k2

Did it really need a thread of its own?

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