Please give the money to charity in the future instead of insulting your employees who have delivered everything for the company.
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Its gonna take a while to find Torsten replacement.. meanwhile enjoy the ride under the interim president
Forrest Gump would be proud.
At least you got a chocolate. We got clown show video from ESC leadership team as year end gift. They didn't want to give us few points from everyday wins. Instead they thanks us for helping their fat bonses
I am grateful to all 3M employees for working hard to fatten my $20,000,000 compensation package. You have shown that you can hit all the targets that I have set. Lets continue to drive on in 2026.
@gw During my 30 years at 3M I won several awards on the technical side and received a worthless mug or plaque that I long ago threw in the trash. If they are going to give something that meaningless - I wish they wouldn't bother. Behind closed doors, I'm pretty sure their moniker is "Save 3M, kick an employee."
@gw I remember a few years ago the top scientist in PSD won an international award from a well respected professional organization. The id--t VP of R&D refused to authorize her trip to receive the award. She had to take PTO and pay out of pocket for travel to Atlanta. Few months later she resigned. 3M leadership don’t care about the technical employees or their accomplishments.
Sounds familiar, busted a gut a few years back to win a EMEA level tech award, and from the organisation?? Zilch.... What a great way to treat tech staff, certainly did not enthuse me to try harder the following year.
Same in the sales team, blew the sales target for the year and walked away with a 3M branded mug. I would rather they didn't bother.
BB thanks all of you for being such a swell and compliant group. Just keep "stretch" goals that are 2X more difficult than every a vaunted "5" rated employee could ever achieve.
But the stock prices is doing so well - at least the latest batch of his layoffs can dip into their GESPP to pay for the natural gas bill this winter.
Next year everyone will get another top down target thats impossible to reach. This will keep wall street happy and fatten BB wallet. You can be sure to get extra chocolate chips in next year end 2026
twenty two billion dollar share buyback and all i got was a lousy choco bar, pffff
listen , if you put the effort in , work hard and don't miss any days in work , then Bill B might be able to upgrade his yacht to a superyacht, keep the nose to the grind stone.
BB Just sent a mass email to all 3M employees thanking all for the great work contributed to his big bonus
Wait, you got chocolate? Zero here.
I'm sure Bennet got a bit more in his 3M Christmas stockings than some cr-ppy Vegan Chocolate!
one xmas i got half an orange and a good kick in the goolies
Same here. We are so grateful to receive Gingerbread man Cookies.
So fortunate.
Chocolate? All I got was a rock!
We received 4 pieces of Christmas cookies ha ha
Not even a throw blankie?
if ever in doubt... nod/smile/go for a smoke!!! served me well.......isnt and wasnt ever worth the worry....get a hobby aswell...golf is good!!!...if yer still reading this...its time for another wee smoke!!