...w/ subject line "Invitation: Group Meeting with HR". Access to online resources like Slack, email & calendar should dry up w/i the hour—b/c, again, I'm done TODAY!
SO EXCITING!! It's my first lay-off since 2015 and my first mass lay–off EVER!!! I'd hoped it'd be like the "Carousel" scene in "Logan's Run", or maybe "Squid Game"—but no, it was clin.ic.ally efficient. 10 minutes: a prepared you're-out_expect-an-email_tx-bye statement & it was all over but the...well, whatever the f*** comes next.
LOOK OUT, UNEMPLOYMENT, HERE I COME!!!!!