Mental games are highly encouraged across all facilities—because who doesn’t love a good game of corporate chess?
Employees who show off their stewardess skills in decency, manners, and hard work will be the first to get thrown under the bus when the going gets tough.
Only individuals with big egos, big trucks, and tiny pennies will be hired, promoted, and given extra perks, regardless of how long they've been around.
Pedigree is more important than actual skills. If you come from a GOOD family, you're set for a bright future here.
If you're the type who values morals, ethics, and honesty, be ready to be shown the door—or a vicious "firing squad", if you can back it up with solid evidence and/or science. If you're too smart for this place, academia is calling.
This is a hard, cold and relentless place of business. If you disagree, feel free to join a mission in a third world country and see how far that takes you.
Conscience extraction procedures will be fully covered by your health plan—no co-pays required.