Someone wrote a really great poem as a response to a post here. That got me thinking, what if we have a Schwab Haiku contest? Who's in? Here's my entry:
Schwab's strength in numbers,
Guiding clients through life's summers,
Investments thrive.
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It was me, I wrote the poem. Thanks, kind stranger.
Meeting meeting, yes
Conflicting extra meeting
Time for a sick day
@200 I award you no points, try again.
@a7 poetic!
How about
Roses are red and
Schwabbies are blue so now you
get back to working
False promises, politics galore, everyone climbs on top of each other for sure. Never seen anything like this, waiting for the next horizon.
While you are at Schwab
Save money and be frugal
Next move is crucial.
We’re “one family,”
slides and slogans paint the dream,
paychecks tell the truth.
Two and a half made
Billions, that is. In one day.
Chuck and Trump in bed
Schwab is good
Schwab is great
Be very careful who you hate
Schwab is good, is great
Let us thank Chuck for our joy
Without he we've nothing
Austin's end draws near
Schwabbies' futures uncertain
Job loss in the air
Walt, Rick, both corrupt
all exposed on the dark web
you just have to look
Red Tape, Governance
never seen at TDA
Now I barely work
You do not matter
Executives get richer
That’s just how it is
Schwab's bureaucracy
Grinds everything to a halt
Oh what could have been
Somebody needs to say it.
TD's lazy hands
Pull Schwab down with their weight
Legacy's slow fall
Diverse paths align,
Innovation, growth, and shine,
Schwab's future shines
Nepotism
On full display
The crushing of culture and talent
For those not Indian
How's this?
Client trust, a gem,
Nurturing wealth, a stem,
Schwab's mission stems.
Glass ceiling shatters,
With each silent compromise,
Schwab's unspoken rule
Here's mine
Coffee and charts blend,
Morning routines, market trends,
Schwab's day begins
@ad That's not even a Haiku. Mo--n.
Schwabbies stare
Rick's massive tool, a sight
Schwab jaws drops wide
Bo--s. That is all.
Fluorescent lights hum
freedom traded for the clock
dreams wilt in cubicles
roses are red, violets are blue
we love working at schwab
and we're sure you will too
@a5 love this
Corporate culling
Jobs vanish like morning dew
Schwab's harsh new dawn rises
Inspiration's spark
In every challenge, a mark
Schwab's spirit stark
Unsurprisingly, OP failed to write a Haiku.
- Morgan Freeman