I am certainly and dont want to drive every day to a place I dont like and people I dont like
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Let's wait and see who's let go and who's not, shall we? I bet it's not who you think.
Toodle-loo.
Wow, seems like most of the exempts skipped town and want to be let go based on performance issues.
It’s Finally Here
Even before COVID I would see the ambulance show up at Intel every year or so to pick someone up for working to death.
Nope. Just gonna let it fly. Wherever and whenever. Consider it a collaboration enhancer.
By the sounds of some of you bootlickers, you've really missed the fa-t sniffing you used to do in the office. I'll help.
Bathrooms and cafeteria worst part
Enjoy squeezing your an-s muscles hard in meetings to hold in that fa-t for hours as your stomach audibly growls!
I love the whiners, makes it easy on who is next to be picked off. Positive average workers are more efficient than negative average workers. The really good workers don't waste good mental energy complaining.
@fy no one should
Turn out the lights the party is over. Hahahahahaha. Welcome back to the office.
@OP then why havent you left already lazy a-s. This is the terms of your employment. Take it or leave it.
The WFHers are just mad they have to shower and do more than 1 hour of work each day that doesn’t include wiggling their mouse every few minutes to stay green on Teams.
I don't believe OP has used a triple negative in a sentence.
I can't wait to watch the snowflakes crash out in the office, act poorly, be sad. I will be the one winking and smiling at you in the hallways. You should just nut up and not come into the office, ignore what LBT is asking.
Is @OP the "I dont believe guy" ? I cannot wait for everyone to complain after Tuesday
I'll keep my headphones on and ignore all the stuff around me.
Impressive Roboposting by OP, with most of these repsonses occuring over a very short period of time.
Must have thought that would make his RTO trolling more effective.
Sad, isn't it?
@c2 nice tantrum! Everyone really thinks your mature now.
@bm
Better to be pi---d off then pi---d on.
Glass half full mindset.
@c2
Sounds like you have Daddy issues. May I suggest therapy?
RTO only benefits those whose work is by talking and attending meetings. For people who actual work, RTO slow you down and decrease efficiency. By Intel culture, you have to do the same as other people, the smart people have to go at the same pace as the slowest in the team.
@c8 that's a lot of details. What a way to call on yourself, genius.
@c8 spot the bootlicker slidemaker
The WFHers ar whist mad they have to shower and do more than 1 hour of work each day that doesn’t include wiggling their mouse every few minutes to stay green on Teams.
You know what's gonna be fun about RTO? You go back home, and you still have to work from home! Truly the best of both worlds! Let's go let's go RTO!!
@c5 yeah I know it's not the end of the world, thanks for your significant contribution. Yet, you should be able to figure what can make your life better, and aim and hope for that. If you're happy going to the office I'm happy for you. Actually I'm not, stop busting my ba--s. I'll keep hating the office as much as I want, and will keep calling out the RTO enthusiasts as the sneaky gossipy do-nothing ba----ds they are. You guys have a servant mentality, you're weak and pathetic, you have no imagination
It's not the end of the world. You did it before. You'll do it again. Grin and bear it.
@by "look at me boss, I'm here at the office boss, I'm a good good boi boss, give a treat please, tell me I'm good"
@c0 put down the bottle and go home, you're clearly drunk
@bz here's another knight with a shiny armor everyone. That's all you are able to say "if the contract bla bla bla" ok you want Daddy we get it. Go to Daddy.
And nobody is whining you stupid fu-k, I'm pointing out how you id--ts have no capacity for thinking of a better life for yourself. You are the one whining because you cannot accept the fact that people hate the office for perfectly good reasons, and that there's no business value in going to the office, other than making managers' job easier, and make people like you think you're a big fu--ing moral authority. Shut the fu-k up and enjoy two hours in traffic. I will work to make my life AND my work better in the meanwhile
@bs
Yeah, and if you go and look at the numbers before and after, the average deaths didn't change. All covid did, for the most part, was accelerate things a few years for those who were ill or compromised.
@bx
Did you or did you not agree to a contract for work?
If that specifically states you can WFH, then take it to court.
Otherwise, quit whining like a 5 year old and go into the office. It was your mistake to think the Covid WFH model was here to stay.
Oh no, the Job that pays me requires me to actually be there, give me a break
@bw it happens when you actually love your family, your pets, and your home, and someone wants to force away from them for no practical reason, only because Daddy says so. Also I do not have a servant mindset and I prefer improving the quality of my life
@bt yikes, someone is having a meltdown
@bp that happens when you actually give a fu-k about spending more time around your family. But if you hate your family, them you're probably happier spending time at the office. Just fu--ing be honest about, stupid id--t
@bq go kiss you bosses' as--s you pu--y snowflake. "Look at me I'm so special for going to the office, I'm just better than you, just let me take another 2-hours coffee break". You stupid fu-k I bet it takes you 2 hours to open a PDF
@bq right cause millions of people DID NOT DIE in a global pandemic right? How stupid to be worried about getting sick. Get you raw milk and blue dye and shut the fu-k up you stupid mo--n piece of sh-t
@bq your incompetence maybe. I would love to see how how actually skilled you are, you stupid boffoon. I bet you can't even write a bash script. You're probably a master email answerer and update requester and slides maker