Thread regarding Expand Energy layoffs

The McClendon-Way is upon us!

Now ready to build a bigger house of cards at the expense of the investors, only because we have a weak judicial system.

Forget Chesapeake 1.0, and don't even mention Chesapeake 2.0. Chesapeake 3.0 powered by the "throw anything at the formula" engine, championed by Way's alumni, is the winning combo with an impossible to fail guarantee!

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Well I was called into my bosses office so he could tell me the scoop and stuff. I had the bubble guts going on and needed to take a huge dump. Finally made it to a stall to be able to type this while giving birth to a sewer snake. Don’t think Expands plumbing is capable of handling this one. A shore to shore no breaker. Any WAY, hope everyone is ready for late summer layoffs.

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Does any of this prevent the imminent layoffs for field guys? I know all the overpaid office guys are good and stuff.

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Even if he was light in the loafers, there’s no denying he really took Southwest to the next level and stuff.

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Now sponsored by Love’s truck stop and stuff. Let’s gather round boys and girls. Time for a strategic cohort where we can really find our core ethos and peel back the onion with some industry leading laser focus. To celebrated this new chapter we’re offering unlimited egg frittatas (limit 3 for those on HR requires weight loss plan). Come one, come all! (Like they say at Loves!).

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