Over the weekend, I visited my therapist who diagnosed me with the novel disease called Canonitis, otherwise known in the medical field as “The Sammy Blues”. Canonitis is characterized by severe depression, frustration, anger, confusion and anxiety. Symptoms of Canonitis include: high blood pressure, fatigue, insomnia, splitting headaches, and having difficulty making ends meet. Flair ups tend to occur from Sunday nights through Wednesday late afternoon, but the disease is always inside you 24/7, 365 (366 in leap years). The only cure for this chronic condition is to visit a job board, fill out applications, attend interviews, and hope an offer is extended to you. The road to recovery is long and arduous, but one must be willing to sacrifice, otherwise he or she will fall victim to the deadly Canonitis.
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Or better yet: Tokyo cans Sammy before a tragedy happens. God forbid if someone with the toll this inhumane CEO has inflicted results in someone going over the deep end. Are reading this Tokyo?