Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

All In

This is peak low-effort slogan energy.
“All In” — because, apparently, AI.

Let’s compare it to Apple. They went with “Apple Intelligence.” Now, is it groundbreaking? Not really. But at least it’s clever: it ties back to their brand and plays with what AI means. Effort was made.

Ours? “All In.” Someone clearly stared at the letters A and I, picked the first generic phrase that popped into their head, and called it a day.

It’s a perfect reflection of where we’re at right now — and honestly, it’s embarrassing.

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Phantom $hitter is that you?

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Post ID: @j4+1k2ph8q88

I’m all in on taking huge dumps on the clock. Paper towels is cheating for whoever is doing that. Real men clog toilets the old fashioned way. Just a huge log.

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Post ID: @gs+1k2ph8q88

It’s ridiculous, but we don’t need to pretend “Apple Intelligence” is clever.

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Post ID: @b6+1k2ph8q88

@ah They want the eNPS as low as possible. To them it means their strategy of making people miserable enough to quit is working

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Post ID: @b3+1k2ph8q88

“ I'm as "all in" for Dell as Dell is for the workers.”

Beautifully crafted, perfectly matched levels of commitment!

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Post ID: @aq+1k2ph8q88

Telling us to be All In seems to be the entirety of their plan to address the catastrophic eNPS scores.

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Post ID: @ah+1k2ph8q88

I’ve seen a lot of cringy C-suite nonsense over the years, but “All In” is a new low.

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Post ID: @ag+1k2ph8q88

All in my $h!+ is more like it.

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Post ID: @a6+1k2ph8q88

I got the boot so I'm all out.

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