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"Cisco a leader in AI technology will introduce....." Ha Ha Ha, a leader? Ha Ha Ha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOgMVw38xkA Kyle Fixes The Internet
Reminds me of the SouthPark episode, where the internet was down, and it was all controlled by one giant Linksys router. The fix was they simply unplugged the Linksys.