but DELL stock keeps climbing. DELL once again is becoming powerful company. Long Live and Prosper DELL!! DELL POWER!!
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No employee stock purchase plan. Gotta protect the executives’ yachts, wouldn’t want the workers getting too close to ownership or, God forbid, generational wealth.
@br in our dreams … I wish for it to become, then I’ll retire
@bk It ain't a "team song" it's a theme song. Bone Apple Tea!
Without Intel and Nvidia, Dell would be in the sewers right now... Especially without NVIDIA.
DELL stock is one of the AI powerhouse companies like NVDA. We could become a trillion dollar company.
@a7 Happy Days is my favorite team song, in Pascal I am number one, I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon.
This poster is one of those office "Happy Friday" types
I was out last week so I only got around to watching the video telling us about how bad TellDell numbers are actually good.
If someone had told me it was a parody from SNL I would have believed them. Especially with Jenn’s cheerleader with her.
oh, hi, you company sux mikey
Totally agree with poster. If you don't like this company, you can just quit.
Allow the rest of us to do our job.
@OP this didn’t even need the bots to be downvoted!
Can't wait for the PowerMouse and PowerKeyboard to be released!
Dell Strategy meeting. — Fear not - we are going after the Telco business… by getting rid of most of the knowledgeable sales staff.
Oh wait, some day the great PC refresh will happen….
AI will be our big push but we won’t retrain people - we’ll hire from outside.
In the meantime let’s randomly layoff a few people… It will keep everyone on their toes.
In the meantime our stock goes up in value but the average employee won’t benefit because we refused to establish an ESOP.
@OP damn, dude... you can't even get a Star Trek quote right. What kind of a nerd are you?!
uh, i think you missing the point. +3% is an absolute joke during this bull market and AI craze.
MD and JC trying to sell the grift but none is buying
Just because a company made 3% profit doesn't make it an ethical company or a company that treats employees well 🤣 id like to think 3% profit is worth all the anguish they cause their employees. 3% profit isn't the measure of a company my dude. More goes into it than just profits. How tone deaf haha. One time I wish I knew who you were so I could follow you on socials for a laugh 🤣🤣🤣💀
LoL. 1yr gain of 3%
my heart be still