Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Strictly hypothetical, of course...

Here's a purely hypothetical situation for ya. Let's say you get laid off and then get a job offer from another company within the WARN notice period... but you don't notify the company that laid you off... How else would/could they find out? Background check?

Not that this is in any way related to recent happenings, of course. Hypothetical question.

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That is not milk. And that is not udder. Thank you for your attention to the matter.

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Post ID: @20h+1jypbwe5v

Looks like HT sticky milk is nourishing you well. Keep drinking until it stops.

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Post ID: @20g+1jypbwe5v

@19

Maybe start to eat those tin foil hats the ICLCJ folks are wearing. It will make you immune to polio, which is coming back thanks for a-holes like you.

Now back to work until Hock’s AI replaces you.

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Post ID: @1yp+1jypbwe5v

Just bribe someone. Queens NY driving school was bribing DMV to get licenses for illegals. Unless you have been living under a rock, everyone has sources and methods.

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Post ID: @1a5+1jypbwe5v

Check out the ninth circle iclcj court case. It is legal to do two jobs.

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Post ID: @19p+1jypbwe5v

People were doing 2 to 3 full time jobs during the recent shutdown. There is no traceabilityxxx. All databases are separate and use Fortran and COBOL. Don't believe everything you see in hollywood movies. The matrixxx is not real.

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Post ID: @19k+1jypbwe5v

It took more than a week and several follow ups to get a layoff email. Just crazy. There is no one at the wheel. The emperor has no clothes.

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Post ID: @19j+1jypbwe5v

No one cares. Don't you know what is the condition at the border. There are 50 million people who are living illegally. This is way beyond repair.

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Post ID: @19h+1jypbwe5v

Getting laid off can take a toll. My advice would be to take some time off (even a week) and recharge so you're in good condition when you start the new gig. Take long walks, exercise, hike, have s-x, whatever.

Congratulations on landing on your feet BTW!

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Post ID: @17d+1jypbwe5v

In my case I simply set a start date after the WARN period expired.

Didn't notify anyone. Got the severance. Started a week later.

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Post ID: @14j+1jypbwe5v

Who the F cares. Do it. Ask DJT

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Post ID: @xa+1jypbwe5v

Step 1: tell people on the internet

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Post ID: @rf+1jypbwe5v

Now that you have entertained the thought, your social score has be hit already. Now think that you were just joking about.

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Post ID: @em+1jypbwe5v

If you use gmail or iPhone then the palantir AI will notify the concerned authorities in Broadcom and your social score will go down. You will never pass a background check ever again.

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Post ID: @ek+1jypbwe5v

Insurance check

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