I don’t work for Intel but I want to invest in Intel stock because some online people told me it is under value and can double my money or even triple my money in a very short time. Honestly, I have $1000 spare to start learning about investment to double or triple my money to get richer. On the other hand, my wife wants to buy more toilet papers to stock up in case of nuclear war breakout. It is very hard for me to make this simple decision at the moment. I don’t want to be poor by hold $1000 earning cash forever from trash cans collection. I also don’t want to disappoint my wife to get some extra additional toilet papers in case of emergency. What should I do ?
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Call Intel CFO to see if he can double it for you
Toilet paper, water and dig a bunker
Whatever it is that you do with your $1000 investment don’t listen to Jim Cramer.
Follow Warren to buy stock to be rich like a billionaire
Tell your wife to use her hands temporarily since there is no nuclear war yet or business close to get toilet papers
If the stock doesn’t double as you expect then you still can give them to your wife as special gifts to wipe her luxury a-s
Intel stock will double in the next year as they jettison employees, have large profitability, and then split up the companies into parts.
Lipbu will be rich!
20% of Intel employees should buy some lube for the 2nd week in July.
Buy when INTC less than $20 and sell when greater than $22. I had gotten lucky and done this 3 times. My vacation is paid for thanks to the INTC volatility.
I think the Op is the troll who keeps posting about a strike and complain about RTO
This is a decision making lesson that every Intel leaders should solve first for recovery effort.
if you buy INTC you could get wiped out
You should stop trying to be funny, it's cringe af
Either way, it is a cr-p chute.
You clearly work for Intel @OP