Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Arthur gets in on the act

All In - definition: Keep doing what you’ve been doing only more so. Hard work is its own reward, personal lives are a distraction, don’t expect compensation to reflect your effort.

Agile - definition: Management speak for winging it and an excuse to avoid long range planning.

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Has Arthur started working from an office yet? Or is he still hanging out at the beach in Florida.

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Post ID: @ew+1jxz4h9vk

"Management speak for winging it and an excuse to avoid long range planning."

This is exactly how I operate at Dell!

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Post ID: @dw+1jxz4h9vk

I have shower curtains, rugs, pillow cases and eye pillows w DT on them. Im "All In" you slackers. Also I only buy artery clogging food at the Dell bistro or cafe or whatever MSD call it.

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@be
You have an assigned cube? Lucky.

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Post ID: @bq+1jxz4h9vk

Nothing says “All in” like doing a quarterly from your hotel room in a T shirt. While everyone else watches on there pc from their newly assigned cube.

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I will dedicate my life and first born at the alter of Dell. I live to work for Dell. When I die I will go to Dell.

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Post ID: @bd+1jxz4h9vk

Would it be so hard for these millionaires to dress up for meetings? Arthur looks like he’s heading to the golf course and Jeff dresses like he’s going to mow the lawn.

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