Thread regarding Northwestern Mutual layoffs

There's a crazy new dance sweeping through NM!

It's called The Reorg!

JS got the entire company swaying to that crazy reorg beat. CM grabbed his dancing shoes and showed everybody how to really shake it down. Reorg! Reorg!

When you are a leader and don’t know how to deliver, Reorg!
If your project looks like it’s going down the toilet, Reorg!
Are you new to the job and you want to demonstrate you’re a leader instead of actually leading? Reorg!

Are you a VP and with two left feet? No problem. McKinsey,Bain,Deloitte,and BCG will tell you what to do! And what will they have you do? Reorg!

As long as you keep that reorg dance going you have an excuse for not getting things done since you're busy doing the Reorg!

The employees dancing feet are tired and they wanted to get off the dance floor years ago but instead you got them doing the reorg until they just can't reorg anymore.

Then it'll be time to Reorg!

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Post ID: @OP+1jx1sp7h7

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Gotcha!

Now turn around, spin three times, and do it all again!

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Post ID: @1z5+1jx1sp7h7

@bx
Nebbercracker is eager to become a dad, but since he hasn't been able to, he's quite upset and really doesn't appreciate anyone making "dad jokes". lol

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Post ID: @cs+1jx1sp7h7

Oh boy, it's this guy again. He always shows up in this forum with weird songs and poems that are decidedly not funny and on the worse end of a "dad joke." I know you're trying to be clever, but you're really not that funny, my guy.

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Post ID: @bx+1jx1sp7h7

during pandemic the NS crew released a footloose dance video to symbolize this act. the NS and ER were doing tummy dancing and then few female executives danced too. aditi was worst dressed in spaghetti, sick doesnt even know what to wear for a corporate video.

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Post ID: @bv+1jx1sp7h7

if somebody would put music to this thatd be amazing.

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