Thread regarding Shell Oil layoffs

What’s YL up to this weekend while people are still getting sacked from his last re-org

Is he at the Monaco gp maybe or enjoying his London pad at Shells expense?
Plus his multi million salary for delivering a destruction of morale and no value.

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I hear his weekends involve copious use of baby oil. Or they used to before 5-0 busted the parties.

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Post ID: @34y+1jw4qwfx5

We had the best BPF ever last year and I got the biggest bonus ever. so he must be doing something right.

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Post ID: @x1+1jw4qwfx5

Yes he will! You are of no value as a top racing driver with actual skill. The shareholders want cost savings and YL will deliver - even if the company becomes worthless later on. (He will be very very rich though, don’t worry about that)

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Post ID: @qm+1jw4qwfx5

He was busy making more “ I am master of the universe” videos, where he talks about change and how you will be departed from service at Shell. I am wondering will he fire the race car drivers next, since we could get someone from India to drive the cars cheaper?

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Post ID: @pe+1jw4qwfx5

buying stock on his phone to boost EPS and interviewing for the next gig

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