Remember when JC stood up at the Town Hall and told us “the tape is green” like that was supposed to make us feel better about layoffs? Fast forward a few weeks: the tape’s red, the halls are empty, and morale is in the basement with the unpaid invoices.
Meanwhile, MM and SR are still out here running their “Cost-Cutting Olympics,” giving themselves gold medals while the rest of us get escorted out with a box and a “thanks for your service.”
$800K in savings per well? Cool. Hope someone’s measuring the cost of gutting trust, culture, and actual talent.
But hey—as long as the spreadsheets look good and Egypt gas is flowing, I’m sure everything’s fine.
Totally fine.