Take these stories and shove it up your ***
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🎉 Welcome, Summer Interns! 🌱🔬
We’re excited to welcome the newest class of Waters interns joining us this summer! Whether you’ll be working in the lab, data analytics, finance, marketing, IT, software development, or another critical area, you’re now part of a company driven by science, innovation, and real-world impact.
👋 Let’s get to know each other!
As we gear up for the summer, we’d love to hear from YOU:
🔹 What are you most excited about in this internship?
🔹 What inspired you to select Waters as your home for the summer?
🔹 Is there a particular skill or area you’re hoping to develop this summer?
🔹 Any fun facts about yourself or your college journey?
💬 Drop a comment below to introduce yourself and share what you’re looking forward to. Don’t be shy—this is a great place to start making connections with fellow interns and future mentors!
We’ll also be sharing updates on orientation... (which is quickly approaching... June 3rd and June 10th!), tips for making the most of your internship, and opportunities to connect with team members across departments.
Let’s make this summer one to remember.
Welcome aboard—we’re so glad you’re here! 🙌
“One time when I was in Nigeria, I grew tired of enslaving people, so I decided to let my grandmother manage that while I moved to the United States. There, I started a business that involved deceiving people, and now my enterprise is thriving! And you know what, yes, mothers, they are the best!” (LOUD APPLAUSE 👏)
“Let me share a story of violent diarrhea I had in India as a child. I had no toilet paper. Now I wipe my a-s with your $100 bills on a golden throne”
“Let me share something emotional and personal unrelated to this town hall or company, which won't impact your well-being while I distract you and take your money.” (APPLAUSE👏)
Student here one week in and loving everyday .love love my trainer so friendly and helpful ❤️
As President & CEO at WATERS CORP, UB Ph.D. made $11,148,038 in total compensation. Of this total $1,100,000 was received as a salary, $1,197,119 was received as a bonus, $4,375,109 was received in stock options, $4,451,510 was awarded as stock and $24,300 came from other types of compensation. This information is according to proxy statements filed for the 2024 fiscal year.
Do you know the real reason why I’m wearing these sunglasses? It’s cos I don’t wanna damage my eyes watching this company burn! Burn, baby, burn! 😎🕶️😎🕶️😎🕶️😎
Is this Waters Unwritten 2.0?
“One time I was driving in my car and the brakes went out. I was terrified. Then I woke up in the backseat of my driver’s car and realized it was all a bad dream. I then went back to sleep on my custom pillow made of cash and employee tears”
“One time, a dog chased my friend and me because we were being a--holes to it. When the dog went after us, I let my friend get bitten and made my escape! That’s the same way I’m gonna escape from you a--holes!”
Those poor summer students chose unwisely 😂
Even the summer students working in Wexford are fed up lol 😂
As if it would resonate to us workers! CEO is out of touch. What are the executives actually doing aside from posting accomplishment videos and emails? Well, nothing! If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!
"one time i tried to ride my bike without brakes"
stfu up and hire some quality employees oohdeet
Couldn’t agree more.
If you’re not on the inside track of handpicked employees, you’ll not get rewarded for your efforts at Waters.