Agrigator’s model? Oh please, it’s just another fine addition to the BS Hall of Fame. Spoiler alert: they still can’t hang on to small or mid-sized accounts—renewals are as rare as a quiet gSpace thread.
Rumor has it, more layoffs are on the horizon. Why? Because revenue’s doing the limbo—how low can it go?
Meanwhile, folks are busy pretending to be busy, all for the dream of someday cashing in those sweet, sweet RSUs. It’s like corporate Hunger Games out here.
Jason, buddy—do us all a favor and gently escort every top manager not directly building or engineering anything to the exit. They’re filling your head with another visionary-but-vacuous policy that’ll cost us all time, money, and probably what’s left of our sanity.
These “strategists”? They’re slowly but surely turning this company into a live-action Dilbert strip.