there have been some layoffs in Tanzu today.. hearing that services, r&d, and sales may be affected. Anyone here affected or know any other info? Had a feeling this was coming
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Don’t forget to fire all the marketing folks, they just use AI anyway to generate drivel. Skip the middleman.
We were just promised by Chewbacca - no layoffs next quarter because we are so amazing.
Anyone wanna bet?
Laying off Purnima would be a good first start. Then all the ancient id--t project folks who think they are biz strategy and tech geniuses but continue to fail.
Hock, wake up and fire these incompetent legacy deadweights.
Hey hey, ho ho, Lady P has got to go.
Top mgmt layer across the board needs to be shown the door. But that won’t happen, so their incompetence will accelerate the layoffs of everyone else to keep above the line of doom.
Keep rowing slaves, keep rowing. Mgmt isn’t going to get their vacation home with you slacking.
okeefe media group tomorrow wednesday
Cool story q
Next Wednesday something big is going to be released. They are pushing Bondi to release everything. All these fake tech bros will be exposed. It is going to be historic.
News is that HT already sold vcf and nsx source codes to Chinese defense... Chinese defense is giving useless defense equipments to Porkistan. HT is enemy of the state who sold his soul to china and dark empires of the world. Humble request to all folks to add more and more bugs in all the products.....this company has to collapse....this is in the interest of USA.....
Is there a HT video in the thousands of videos that Bondi has? HT eating pizza.
@na+1jt8wv787 So your prediction is that it will go up or down in an unknown timeframe :) Brillliant.
When P is fired, she will say that was the plan all along!
Supermicro gave another earnings warning. Second in two weeks. No one is buying Blackwell. Deepseek is 95% more efficient than Chat GPT. Those who bought all the AI clouds can go F themselves. Broadcom is now more expensive than Nvidia. Most of Broadcom revenues are from networking and software. The bubbles generally go on for a lot higher and a lot longer than most peoples predictions. Open AI said they will remain a charity. It is too much of a mind fak to convert to for-profit entity.
Who would down vote firing P? HR from zhina?
Firing the P
+36/-36
Nice manipulation. You can still upvote!
MF HT can't buy any company under king Trump....doom this Chinese ship......add more bugs.....this company has to crash......this is spy company......MF HT will rot in he-l.......
People have been talking about tanzoo for 5 years now? Oh well we have to talk about it for another 10 years. Go on. Have fun.
Hey hey, ho ho, the big P has got to go
If you are like most people who took loans on stock portfolio to buy houses then you will be wiped out in an instant in the crash. Both real estate and stocks will crash at the same time. You will own nothing and be happy. - says WEF. That is the plan.
Nothing wrong in cashing out some more before the bubble bursts eventually. Everyone can do well with some extra crash. After everything is done and dusted with this AI nonsense the stock will be 20. That is where it will be for the foreseeable future. There will be plenty of time for you to look forward to 50.
Didn't you say next was 50 per share? :)
12/0 vote to oust the big P.
The jury has spoken.
R&D in Burlington,MA impacted
Laying off Purnima would be a good first start. Then all the ancient id--t project folks who think they are biz strategy and tech geniuses but continue to fail.
Hock, wake up and fire these incompetent legacy deadweights.
Broadcom is using its remaining cash of 10 billion to buy back shares. Nice pump. Last chance to see 200+ in the short term. No more cash even for paying interest.
Ka ching Ka ching. My stops were hit today. Sold. Next stop 210 and 220. I am really not sure why HT paid 90 Billion for VMware. Ka ching Ka ching.
Let HT eat your pizza and chill man. Fresh pizza wanted. Nothing happening in Tanzu.
Tanzu is fine. We are hiring. Heard that Ibiza is impacted.