I AM DELL'S mvp and i aint going nowhere so you can get to know me
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Your an MVP of trash you are pure garbage!
Lighten up Francis
They call me… the Survivor of the Badge Wars.
First of my name, Lord of the Unassigned Desks, Protector of the Parking Lot Realm, Wielder of the Sacred Keycard.
I’ve badged in through storms, badge out queues, and coffee machine outages. I’ve wandered the open office wastelands in search of a single available monitor with an HDMI cable.
I’ve endured Slack pings, Teams meetings that should’ve been emails, and the ancient curse of the 8 a.m. Webex.
I do not fear RTO.
For I am Dell’s MVP.
And I ain’t going nowhere.
So you can get to know me.
Lyrics from The Game
I doubt that you work for Dell. In fact, I doubt that you work at all. Put down the video games, move out of your Mommy's house and for God's sake please save the world and don't procreate.
How many times are you going post this same message?
Dell operates like the Grim Reaper—when your time is up, you're out. It doesn’t matter who you are: you could be the top performer, the go-to expert, or the most well-liked person in the building. None of it makes a difference to them. Essentially, you're just a number on a ticket, waiting for your turn to be called. Don't forget it.
Most Valuable Pr*ck
Don't think for a second that will protect you from being kicked to the curb.
I was a Dell Champion Club member for 7 of my 13 years (that is the 2% club), didn't help me when the axe was swinging.