Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Idea to boost morale

I propose that Dell, as a forward-looking and innovative company, to consider seriously the following initiatives to boost our corporate culture:

  1. Morning national anthem + flag raising ceremony (featuring the Dell Flag and Country Flag)
  2. start-of-day roll call, an after-lunch roll call, and an end-of-day roll call
  3. Nice bonus will be a Dell Staff uniform (with name-tags + Years spent at Dell), I'm tired of deciding what to wear everyday.

These ground-breaking measures can significantly boost employee morale, foster a sense of belonging, and maximize shareholders value! Together let's all work towards driving human progress and make the world a better place :)

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How about a magnum of Dom and an 8 ball?

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Post ID: @dp+1jsts0qqx

This recommendation feels like something straight out of Severance.

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Post ID: @dk+1jsts0qqx

I pledge allegiance to the Blue
Dell we live for you
And to the Executive Leadership Team
Whom we serve
One company
With layoffs, demotions and RTO for all.

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Post ID: @br+1jsts0qqx

Throw a “Hail Michael” in there and you’ve got your complete picture. Sadly there are ALOT of people who godify him.

Sad.

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Post ID: @bq+1jsts0qqx

Don't forget, it's crazy sock day tomorrow.

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