Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Two truths and one lie, only current employees please

I will go first

  1. Dell’s culture is the best. NOT
  2. project M is bat sh-t crazy
  3. my manager cares about me
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Post ID: @OP+1jspfmjne

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That sounds like a favorite game from one of Dell learnings toxic directors, WJ.
In honor of that least effective director…

  1. Your manager (not a one is a leader) truly cares about you personally
  2. What you say is between you and I
  3. Your raise is based on the work you did
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Post ID: @vs+1jspfmjne

It’s not a demotion.
Your compensation won’t be impacted.
Being a team lead is a great way to show your continuing commitment to the company.

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Post ID: @p4+1jspfmjne

I get paid a living wage.
The air always stinks of other people's food.
The air always stinks of toxicity from higher ups and coworkers, layoffs, and stress.

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Post ID: @fz+1jspfmjne

African or European?

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Post ID: @en+1jspfmjne

Our business unit went from 6 managers to 2 this week.

One of our 2 managers was a director last week.

Only I know how to calculate the land speed velocity of an un-laden swallow.

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Post ID: @d7+1jspfmjne

Former employee addition:

Working my butt off and doing the best work of my career will save me.
Getting WFR by Dell is the best thing that can happen to you.
Market is bad, but it's better than staying put.

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Post ID: @bt+1jspfmjne

I like bees

I love bees

I hate bees

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