I took the family on vacation this week and thus I am out of the office for this years employee appreciation day so I missed it. I heard the all company meeting was a snoozer and we launched some new IdeaNexus thing that sounds like the Intrapreneur thing that failed miserably a few years ago. What did I miss? Anything good (hopefully)?!
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Everybody got 30 seconds inside one of those cash vault booths that blows money around to grab as much cheddar as you could, then they took everyone out to The Capital Grille for lunch.
Syke!
Just boxed lunches and a scripted email blast from management thanking everyone for their efforts.
What the fück?! Go enjoy your vacation man! Who cares what performative BS Canon concocted to try to manipulate you into feeling warm fuzzies for half an hour.
Ya didn’t miss much - you’re on point.
Kokomo 2.0 is upon us ! 😭😭