This is confirmed
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Confirmation has been revoked due to weed consumption
Also confirm from "reliable sources" high up in the company:
Pigs can actually fly, but will not if anyone or a camera is observing them.
Also ba----g two halves of a coconut together while pretending to be on a horse is as good as riding a horse, but only if you found the coconuts in Mercia. Just don't ask how they got there since coconuts are tropical and Mercia is a temperate zone.
Rinse. Repeat. Get some new material.
OP - perhaps you can provide reasoning as to why posting this same thing over and over again when actual people are losing their jobs is such a thrill for you?
In 2 weeks time, and many more than just this id--t** 1%
I am one that was told I am a "Dead Man Walking" "And the Severance will be the standard plus my FULL bonus" as long as I support a transition plan up to the end - 1st Week of August". This transition plan included streamlining cross functional tasks. If I leave before Aug., there will be obv no severance. If they end my time before Aug., Severance will be the same but with a prorated bonus and at only 75%. In this conversation I was told there will be a significant "transformation" in august. Layoff was not said but you do the math.
Which groups are included? Anyone in the ivory tower?
I heard the same, confirmed
Just stop