Elon: Our great nation, USA, needs Intel to succeed. The clueless ELT is simply incapable of restoring this company to growth. We the employees urge you to invest in Intel and buy enough shares so you can gain control. Please delegate running Twitter to someone else. You need to run Intel - you need to fire 80% of all ELT on Day 1. Please, Elon, buy Intel. We do not want to have a USA without the ability to build advanced chips.
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Y-y-y-es!! Elon (or whoever). please come! Buy Intel at $70 and fire everybody at the company to make it great again! (You can even merge it with Twitter, if you'd like)
Ok think how long to right a large company like Intel? Days? Weeks? Months? Probably years. You have federal regulation, support and production of old tech, world government contacts, oh yes the whinny self privileged Americans.
Lots of HR downvotes on this idea OP!
Yes, Elon regularly visits this site. Point noted. Thanks for a generational direction changing recommendation.
Ever hear of Twitter?
Ja - like the wonder warthog will reach out for you tucked-in chippies.
His red metal is massive, but not a good fit.