Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Folks, Dell is DONE—slow computers, terrible service—total disaster! That’s why we’re launching Trump Computers! Faster, stronger, and more powerfuler than anything out there! No bloatware, no nonsense—just pure, America-first power! We’ll be winning so much, people won’t be able to handle it! They’ll be begging, ‘Sir, please, we can’t take all this winning!’ But I’ll say, ‘Too bad, folks, we’re just getting started!’ Dell? Finished! Overpriced junk! Trump Computers are coming, and they’ll be TREMENDOUS—nobody will stop us!