We all know the PM who’s making TikToks at work and the company is full of people like that.
Low stock price won’t let us burn billions into Reality Labs. If the leadership wants to continue investing into AR/VR then they need to trim the fat right now. Not only will it make the stock bounce but also provide some breathing room for the operating expenses.
Zuckerberg has been living in delusions of grandeur. We’re not Apple or Google or Microsoft. We’re worth wayyy less (1/9th of Apple) and all our products suck beneath the surface.
- We need to axe the bullsh-t PR departments like Civil rights and DEI asap, the image will not become better by hiring leeches. We need to actually start shipping stuff again to become valuable. If you’re more than 2 nodes away from code or physical infra you need to go.
- Fire 50% of PMs we don’t need more TikTokers they can go back to the streets.
- Fire the Horizon team and start hiring competent game devs from Santa Monica, Montreal, and London.
- Fire the Avatar team I can’t believe they’ve spent two years making that clown show that has only made people laugh at us. Freaking 2004 online games had more customization than the garbage we have on a vr avatar.
- Fire the analysts that aren’t on core products. They can analyze these nuts on the way out. Coining stupid sh-t like macroeconomy for the QnA dodgers.
- Fire the marketing teams that aren’t selling core products. They can market these nuts on the way out.
- Fire stupid teams like “pEoPLe cOnNeCtiOnS ENG.” They can engineer these nuts on the way out.
- Lay off 10% of the company after doing the above.
We’re at war with Google, Apple and TikTok for people’s screen time and we need ruthless generals leading us not post history clowns who’ve only seen good times.