Equal Opportunity for all, yes.
In your own words, "That's not how real life works." Forces have been preventing this for far longer than there has been a United States and unless an equal and opposite force is applied to balance opportunity the only option to make things not completely one sided is to abuse both sides until people grow up, but the US is becoming more infantile by the day.
Meanwhile she does the least work on the team objectively measured.
If you're in software and you're using the dashboards as meaningful objective measurements you're bottom 5% even at Cisco. When the vast amount of code checked in was broken and failing to fix it was eating the vast majority of the development budget a large percentage were performing worse than deadwood, and I'd bet all of them would regale you with tales of their triumphs.