Thread regarding Cengage layoffs

@gx+1jpkbsh0t - that just made me LOL. Thank you!

Hallo, meine Damen und Herren,

I am pleased to inform you that our Führungsteam, our leadership team, is diligently crafting a strategischer Plan to enhance our service to our Kunden, our customers, and our Investoren, our investors. In light of the current politische Landschaft, the government's narrative is, shall we say, not aligned with the ethos of our esteemed organization, Cenforce.

Over the next drei Wochen, our executive team will convene to ensure our Instruktoren, our instructors, are better aligned with the Bedürfnisse, the needs, of our Schüler, our students, and our Geschäftsmodell, our business model.

Rest assured, unsere Bilanz, our balance sheet, remains stark, strong. We remain committed to our Umwelt-, Sozial- und Governance-Ansatz, our Environmental, Social, and Governance approach, as well as our Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion initiative.

If you have Fragen or Bedenken, please do not hesitate to reach out to your direkter Vorgesetzter, your direct manager.

Danke schön.

My theory is that the original IPS is gone and has been replaced by a not near as clever IPS wanna be.

The old IPS stuff was comedy gold. Really funny satire. This stuff, not so much.

Come back The REAL IPS!!!

Good god, these aren't even clever - let alone funny - anymore. This former Cengager needs to find a new gig, or perhaps develop an actual life. Hansen himself is more unintentionally funny these days, from what I can tell from afar . . .

But are they committed to workers collectively bargaining for a fair wage? Time will tell.

Thanks for your continued support of Inside Sales! As other departments collapse and go away or are shipped away, we stand tall amongst the rubble. Who would have thought a year ago Inside Sales would be the strongest department and company leader. All of those that looked down on us well, we still have jobs bi--hes!