Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Dellcatraz

Hi, do you get to go in the exercise yard?

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With all the tension in the air, odds are infidelity is on the rise among middle management. Be merry for EOQ1 is nigh. First week of May for the next culling.

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Post ID: @t5+1jpk3gydw

Any update on Conjugal visit benefit yet?

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Post ID: @t2+1jpk3gydw

Don’t be a snitch

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Post ID: @kc+1jpk3gydw

"It's like a vacation, but I can't leave."

It is just like that old Eagles song. You can checkout any time you like - but you can never leave.

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Post ID: @gr+1jpk3gydw

Escaping Dellcatraz felt like finding your way back to who you really are.

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Post ID: @f9+1jpk3gydw

The Rock teaches you the value of freedom by putting you in chains.

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Post ID: @f8+1jpk3gydw

It's like a vacation, but I can't leave.

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Post ID: @f7+1jpk3gydw

Type "AI" 10000 times a day. That's the most excercise you will get

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Post ID: @e8+1jpk3gydw

Perhaps you need to dig a Tom, Di-k & Harry under different vending machines....

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Post ID: @cy+1jpk3gydw

Hey newbie, would you like a honeybun?

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Post ID: @cr+1jpk3gydw

https://youtu.be/DgpTHwrH7bA?si=nHrU1Rt6WEB1NI_v

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Post ID: @ck+1jpk3gydw

Don't pick up the soap

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Post ID: @ce+1jpk3gydw

Coworker described Dell as a mental institution in which we sometimes get a weekend pass.

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Post ID: @cd+1jpk3gydw

mo--nic

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Post ID: @c9+1jpk3gydw

You could try digging an escape tunnel. Suggest you disguise the entrance by situating it under one of those vending machines that are no longer serviced. Steve McQueen types could try jumping a motorcycle over the fence.

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Post ID: @c4+1jpk3gydw

This thread is top notch. Great work.

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Post ID: @b7+1jpk3gydw

the benefits have gotten so bad here why even bother anymore

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Post ID: @aw+1jpk3gydw

Dell touts healthy lifestyles but I guess they frown on us getting steps within the building , even though their health app encourages it.

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Post ID: @at+1jpk3gydw

There's an exercise yard?

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Post ID: @as+1jpk3gydw

Any news about visiting hours and yard privileges?

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Post ID: @an+1jpk3gydw

Never go into the yard alone

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Post ID: @ak+1jpk3gydw

Shouldn’t you only go into the yard before or after work otherwise it affects your mandatory 8 daily hours within the confines of the walls?

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Post ID: @a8+1jpk3gydw

I make a point of frequent trips to the yard. Of course it does mean i run the risk of someone else jumping into my unassigned desk while im gone and it does mean im getting less work done but I like to make myself available for face to face 30 second interactions with those I pass while on a walkabout. Granted those interactions wont be work related and even if they were there was no evidence of any actions being assigned to me so when i get back to my desk, jiggle my mouse, i just go for another walk to the water fountain because now im thirsty from my walk

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