Hi, do you get to go in the exercise yard?
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With all the tension in the air, odds are infidelity is on the rise among middle management. Be merry for EOQ1 is nigh. First week of May for the next culling.
Any update on Conjugal visit benefit yet?
Don’t be a snitch
"It's like a vacation, but I can't leave."
It is just like that old Eagles song. You can checkout any time you like - but you can never leave.
Escaping Dellcatraz felt like finding your way back to who you really are.
The Rock teaches you the value of freedom by putting you in chains.
It's like a vacation, but I can't leave.
Type "AI" 10000 times a day. That's the most excercise you will get
Perhaps you need to dig a Tom, Di-k & Harry under different vending machines....
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Don't pick up the soap
Coworker described Dell as a mental institution in which we sometimes get a weekend pass.
mo--nic
You could try digging an escape tunnel. Suggest you disguise the entrance by situating it under one of those vending machines that are no longer serviced. Steve McQueen types could try jumping a motorcycle over the fence.
This thread is top notch. Great work.
the benefits have gotten so bad here why even bother anymore
Dell touts healthy lifestyles but I guess they frown on us getting steps within the building , even though their health app encourages it.
There's an exercise yard?
Any news about visiting hours and yard privileges?
Never go into the yard alone
License plates have higher margins than AI servers
Shouldn’t you only go into the yard before or after work otherwise it affects your mandatory 8 daily hours within the confines of the walls?
I make a point of frequent trips to the yard. Of course it does mean i run the risk of someone else jumping into my unassigned desk while im gone and it does mean im getting less work done but I like to make myself available for face to face 30 second interactions with those I pass while on a walkabout. Granted those interactions wont be work related and even if they were there was no evidence of any actions being assigned to me so when i get back to my desk, jiggle my mouse, i just go for another walk to the water fountain because now im thirsty from my walk