Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Will free fruit and beverages come back under Tan man?

What will happen to quality of RA cafe food?
Will employees be able to fill their bags with free bananas like before?

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IT ready to start exchanging laptops for bananas, as part of their Laptop For Bananas program, to encourage employees to hand in their laptops.

It is a proven way to reduce headcount.

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Your severance package is expected to include a free banana and a cup of coffee, plus whatever the law requires for Cobra.

It's all good.

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Post ID: @qa+1jpb378wd

If all you want is free fruit go work in an orchard!!

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Post ID: @e9+1jpb378wd

@dm BK is awesome. What you talking about?

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Post ID: @dt+1jpb378wd

Food will no longer be subsidized. Expect Burger King quality at Morton's prices.

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Post ID: @dm+1jpb378wd

You can have leftover from executive meetings if you are willing to wait outside the room when it is over. You have to be hurry than your manager and keep it secretly from them.

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Post ID: @c1+1jpb378wd

With tariffs, no.

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Post ID: @bj+1jpb378wd

Only fruit, no beverages.

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