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Empty suits and one empty t-shirt

If you’re in Hop today you’ll see a bunch of empty suits and an empty t-shirt floating around today. Don’t be afraid though. They’re not ghosts, just our “leadership” team.

Don’t expect anything out of the meetings either besides a bunch of travel budget that drains the company.

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"As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there!
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away!"

He will soon if he does not badge in (unless he is one of our leaders).

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Post ID: @ft+1jp2hgvkx

Is T-Shirt guy "our" Elon?

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Post ID: @et+1jp2hgvkx

They are talking about you John ;)

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Post ID: @es+1jp2hgvkx

My director perfectly embodies the phrase "an empty suit." It's a shame you can't just buy a soul in a can, like you would a quick fix for a flat tire. Would suit her. Get it?!

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Post ID: @b2+1jp2hgvkx

“Do you suppose he has an image consultant pick his Tshirts?”

Yes. “Dou--ebags r us”

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Post ID: @ah+1jp2hgvkx

Do you suppose he has an image consultant pick his Tshirts?

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Post ID: @ag+1jp2hgvkx

You won’t see them unless you go to the executive briefing center. They don’t mix with the riff-raff and common rabble.

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Post ID: @af+1jp2hgvkx

"Big Hat, No Cattle"

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