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Buzzwords and Benefits: The Quiet Art of Seeming Essential Without Effort

It’s always fascinating how some people climb the corporate ladder with just the right mix of buzzwords and self-promotion.

Amazing how some people master the art of doing the bare minimum while making sure everyone around them praises their ‘effort.’ They’ll take all the benefits, expect constant validation, and act like their presence alone is a gift—meanwhile, they contribute next to nothing of real value. It’s never about what they bring to the table, just about what they feel they deserve to be served.

Even funnier? They’ll convince themselves they’re ‘high-value’ because they say all the right buzzwords and ‘lead’ by reminding you how much they ‘deserve.’ But at the end of the day, real worth is measured in actions, not self-importance.

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You just described every cpo and ccpo or whatever the heck they are as part of this new agile process. Alot of people in meetings doing absolutely nothing.

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Post ID: @he+1jns2d0jy

It's not AI. I personally know at least three people in company like that. And team members need to be very careful about them because they can use them in bad way.

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Post ID: @f1+1jns2d0jy

The title of the original post would make a great business book. I may steal it.

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Post ID: @ee+1jns2d0jy

I've seen plenty of these people rise to middle management, get laid off and then be unable to land another job for more than a year. Whatever you do, don't try to become such a person. It's profitable in the short term but will leave you without any marketable skills in the long run.

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Post ID: @dk+1jns2d0jy

The emphasis on networking for promotions creates an unfair system. It suggests that building social connections is more valuable than demonstrating competence. This practice disadvantages diligent workers. Additionally, the formation of exclusive social groups, sometimes based on shared ethnicity or origin, appears to grant certain individuals an unfair advantage in career progression. This leads to situations where less experienced individuals are promoted rapidly, while hardworking employees are overlooked.

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Post ID: @dh+1jns2d0jy

This is very simple, they have a silky tongue they apply to rough butts of those above them..

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Post ID: @c3+1jns2d0jy

Have some originality

This screams AI

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Post ID: @aa+1jns2d0jy

This bit of self promotion is a time honored tradition. Haven’t you heard of all those “Be your own brand” books, videos, seminars? That’s what they’re about. I think we even had a required Future Ready Skill class on the very topic. . To get ahead: Get invited to the right meetings, use the buzzwords the senior person uses, and figure out which as--s to kiss and which to kick.
Another tried and true method. Be very good looking and ask a slightly older more senior person if the opposite s-x to be your mentor.
The downside- if the mentor’s Star falls so will yours.

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Post ID: @a4+1jns2d0jy

Nice feed into the AI tool, please try to write your own posts

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