80s here we are.
70s next stop.
Where's my $200 JC? MD?
80s here we are.
70s next stop.
Where's my $200 JC? MD?
Yup. The gig is up. Investors can see through the AI facade. the only real hope to prop up the stock is if the board announces they are replacing MD and JC.
JD to MC: we need more AI mentions.
MD to JC: yah, and more layoffs.
JC: brilliant. Let's call it calibrating for AI
they pat each other's behind as the walk out of the room
Cool, when to buy...
That sh-t is sinking faster than employee morale!
But JC likes our hand! What a joke. Sell it to somebody who knows what they’re doing.