I'm not staying because I'm lazy and can't get a job elsewhere.
I'm not staying because I'm old and about to retire.
I'm not staying to complain and do nothing about it.
I'm staying so I can milk this company for every. tiny. penny. I. can.
I've been here for 10 years. I've given more then take. I've made sure everything was running properly and held the people around me accountable. All that resulted in was MAYBE a 2% raise and being treated like a child.
I'll do your little swipey swipey.
I'll chill for 9 hours.
I'll wait for 30 minutes for my dry AF grilled cheese sandwich while im "on a call".
I'll make pointless documents, update usless spreadsheets, enter information into old systems. I'll take a day off for literally ANY reason to keep me off a list.
oh no! you declined our change and one of the widdle clients are gonna be mad. shame shame shame.
I would have been on that call with all my experience and helped resolve that production issue right away but sadly... awwwww shucks. I can't WFH. me so sad.
guess I'll have to use that time to get another certification while being paid!! Really boost my resume for when I'm finally bored of in-office vacation.
This place is great guys!!
I mean unless you have a manager that's a real kissy kisssy smooch smooch the b-m b-m then come chill with me every day!
(seriously though what's up with the grilled cheese sandwiches? it's like eating quicksand. do they keep the butter next to Frankie's prime rib? Is the butter in a fancy little container with a lid for when they section off the lord and saviors private dining area and everyone in the kitchen is afraid to touch it? Why is it an extra $2 to get a little spicy cheese on there? God forbid you want a little bacon on there too. Your bank balance goes down faster than Atreyu in the Neverending Story with that dolled up quicksand sandwich)