Thread regarding Starbucks layoffs

A not at all poorly timed rallying call

Are you all in? Do you give all the f*cks about Starbucks? Then let Brian Niccol's words inspire you: https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/starbucks-ceo-to-staff-step-it-up-6344260/

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Great pep talk! Get to work you lazy fu--s!

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Post ID: @17y+1jnn5mwhf

This is a better walkthrough of the Latte Larry's brand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_O4Y75Rz04. Note the genuis "No Defecation" rule for the bathrooms.

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Post ID: @14b+1jnn5mwhf

Yeah, all of you Starbuck Corporate twatwaffles watch the Latte Larry's spite store episode seven time for inspiration (highlights at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFAJw9BnWI), and get back in the office. Chop chop!

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Post ID: @14a+1jnn5mwhf

Basically means gets your as--s back to the office and work harder

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Post ID: @123+1jnn5mwhf

Layoffs can’t espresso how much we value you

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