Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

Unspoken benefits of HO

I'll try to be humorous, that one advantage of Home Office was that I could easily light a cigarette while working, fa-t or burp when I needed to and also be lightly dressed in underwear when I was hot and some men can easily wear dresses (I'm not going to judge). Now these RTO rules only cause me problems with gas retention and I have to walk a lot for every cigarette.

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Don't forget conjugal visits during lunch breaks.

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Post ID: @ba+1jngsyb6e

There is a chance the FDA may soon deem smoking beneficial for your health. May even cut your insurance rates. RTO, smoking in the office, and antivaxers spreading measles is the triple force benefit of the new workforce freedom. Brought to you you by AI?

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Post ID: @b6+1jngsyb6e

Get those steps in!

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Post ID: @a7+1jngsyb6e

I’m with you brother, Kools and coffee

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Post ID: @a6+1jngsyb6e

The fact that you said cigarettes made it not funny.

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Post ID: @a3+1jngsyb6e

That’s the first time I’ve read someone touting “health benefits” and cigarettes in the same post

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Post ID: @a2+1jngsyb6e

Dell children

how are you going to survive once Dell lays you off?

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