Collaboration confirmed. The smells of BO are all over the 2nd floor. Thought it was badly microwaved food but no it’s body sweat. The loud Chads are calling each other “bro” so loud you can hear them across the floor. “Hey bro I’m living the dream har har har.” I need a drink.
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Resist!
someone took a dump on the bathroom floor in RR3
"Living the dream" is the worst
RR3 floor 1 smells like ketchup and vomit.
Weird, 400 people were moved from RR1 last week and the 2nd floor is 50% empty right now as I look around. Entire areas of seats have yet to be assigned and open for teams to use.
Dell has brought cost cutting to a different level.
Do not eat or drink food on campus.
That’s the normal smell of Dell. Now shut up, get back to your desk and get back to work you lazy fu-k! The stock price isn’t going to rise on its own fu-k hole!
—MD
Yeah can we normalize febreezing the sh-t out of tech bros
Bring in a can of Glade!
Sounds like a real sensory as--ult up there! Chads yelling bro and the existential dread all in one package. Maybe grab that drink and take a strategic retreat to a less pungent environment?
176 smells like someone sh-t their pants. 2nd floor.