No one is buying their AI grift anymore.
Soon the stock will be in the 80s.
Obviously this means layoffs will be focus for 2025
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all SnP 500 is dropping
""JC’s plan is to keep cutting headcount in 10,000 employee increments until the stock hits $200!""
If you cut JC I bet the stock will bounce upwards of 150. Then go full Remote will push it towards 175. And finally happiness metric will improve and Dell will innovate again, which will push stock over 200.
And there you have it. Plain and simple. You're welcome MD!
JC’s plan is to keep cutting headcount in 10,000 employee increments until the stock hits $200!
The stock belongs somewhere between 60 and 70.
Stock has now dipped below 100 today
"Only thing that boosted the place was Covid"
exactly. and they squandered that money too. It was a tale when a company does not re-invest but instead starts liquidating its land/buildings etc
then you have the chief clown MD parading around with fake pro-wfh press releases as if he invented remote work.
Yeah, RSUs will be basically worthless. Just like your lazy a-s! No get back to your desk and collaborate you fu--ing piece of sh-t!
—MD
I recall when they went back onto the market and the stock started to waiver downward.We had an all hands meeting with the division Vice President and we were all berated about the stock dropping and were informed:
“Michael is not going to stand for this”
We all were sitting in a large conference assembly area and we glanced at each other shaking our heads. When we were leaving the people were all chuckling saying he’s not gonna stand for this, what the he-l did he think the place makes cr-ppy laptops and junk servers. Only thing that boosted the place was Covid and the schools buying vast amounts of laptops and companies adding equipment for the work from home push. Such an innovator. What a joke
My RSUs.
Remember when MD assured us this would be at $200 this year? Good times